Hi 2 all my buddies......i  's  not  thr  since  a  few days,  actually  'd  gone  2  my sis's  place  .
i  often  4get  good  jokes/PJs  heard... but  b4  i  4get  these,  i'm sharing  'em  on  i-land :-

teacher : wat happened in 1869 ?
student : Gandhiji was born .
t : wat happened in 1873 ?
s : Gandhiji was 4 yrs. old .

teacher : now children , if i saw a man beating a donkey 'n stopped him , then wat virtue would i b showing ?
student : BROTHERLY LOVE !

teacher : tomorrow  thr  'll  b  a  lecture  on  sun , every1  must  attend  it  .
raju : no ma'am , i  won't  b  able  2  attend  it !
teacher : y ?
raju : my  mum  'll  not  allow  me  2  go  so  far !!!

QUES.]  wat  is  d  fullform  of  MATHS ?
ANS.]   MENTALLY  AFFECTED  TEACHERS  HARRASING  STUDENTS .

teacher : bcoz  of  Gandhiji's  hardwork ,  wat  do  v get  on 15th aug. ?
student : A Holiday !

teacher : thr  is  a  frog , ship  is  sinking , potatoes  cost  rs.3/kg . then,  wat  is  my  age ?
student : 32 yrs.
teacher : how do u know ?
student : welll , my  sis  is  16 yrs  old  'n  she  is  half mad .

i hope u enjoyed these pjs .
Manasee Mishra .